As we are technically a campus "newspaper" (we use this term sparingly and with acute distaste, since it implies a certain level of journalistic integrity, something that we wholeheartedly lack), our publication is unfortunately mandated by the ancient codex of Student Association law to produce an actual, physical publication in print once every semester. 

 

We recognize that some readers struggle with reading our print editions, and in a sudden fit of primal rage, tear apart the special little paper thingy with big, complicated words and wacky pictures that we worked tirelessly to produce for them. If you happen to be one of these readers, don't fret! Here, you can find each and every copy of the BUTT that we managed to scrounge up. Some of them are so old and musty that we haven't even bothered to read them, but who says you shouldn't? You might be the first to uncover something truly shocking about the history of this so-called "Divey Ivy"...

​

By the way are you looking for answers? You certainly won't find them here heheheheheheheheheheheheheeeehehehehheehehehehehehe....    Or maybe they are here but I'm deliberately misleading you... >:)

​