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"You Fools! Do You Know What You've Done?" Cries Distraught Jaime Spears

Jerry Seinfeld Joins Cast of 'Mario'

Scientists Announce it's Possible to Pull Something Out of a Black Hole But Refuse to Say How

My Stupid Mom Drives Up Here For Parents Weekend, Brings Me Cookies Like a Bitch

Anti-Vaxxers Distraught at Discovery of Flu Shot

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Video Game Association Plans Mass Suicide If Fortnite Guy is Added to Smash

Job and Internship Fair Offers Students Countless Opportunities in a Narrow Field of Engineering

Guy Who Spends Way Too Much Time at Frats Can Only Pee While Listening to Billboard Top 100

"Devious Licks" Trend Continues as Student Pulls Baxter's Head Out of Backpack

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