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Khamenei Appeals to Iranian Women Amidst Protests: “How About You All Just Wear Baseball Caps"
DR FAUCI CAUGHT BREWING UP NEW "DARK BRANDON" CUM STRAIN IN DEEP STATE LABORATORY! (FORMULA LEAKED)
James Corden to Be Banned from All Public Establishments (and How to Collect His Bounty)
"I can't wait to grief the Metaverse," Says Head of Taliban's Cyberwarfare Division
BUTT Exclusive: King Charles III’s Heartfelt Eulogy for His Mother, Queen Elizabeth
Emmanuel Macron Reaches 8% Approval Rating, Highest In French Electoral History
Here Are the Companies That Will Be Sponsoring the Next US Shipment of Weapons to Ukraine
Gamer Attempts to Speedrun War in Ukraine; Dies
Elon Musk Denies His Testing on Monkeys Is Inhumane: 'I would do it to humans too'
Studying Abroad in Ukraine? Here Are Some Travel Tips You Should Know (Brought To You By Raytheon)
Queen Elizabeth II Is Dead, Don't Bother Fact Checking Because It's Real
Rick and Morty Appear at UN Security Council; Promise to Do Nothing About Russia-Ukraine Crisis
Jeff Bezos Pledges 2 Billion to Stop Jeff Bezos from Accelerating Climate Change
Attempt to Reduce Inflation With Forex Scheme Leads to Birth of Evil Supereconomy
Not Even Grant Morrison Buying 'Meta'
Overloaded, Overheated Zuckerberg Glitches Out During Congressional Hearing
Scientists Announce it's Possible to Pull Something Out of a Black Hole But Refuse to Say How