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Matthew Moroney

Nov 112 min read

‘Nuts Out for Peanut’ Takes America by Storm Eight Years After Harambe

Since the death of that gorilla, no animal loss has sparked such intense outrage among liberals and conservatives alike — until now. The...

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Sue Donim

Nov 42 min read

Jeb Bush Wins Mock Election at Binghamton University

Like many other Binghamton students, this year marks the first time in which I’ll be eligible to vote in the presidential election....

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Lincoln LaMastro

Oct 172 min read

Elon Musk Unveils Portal to Evil Alternate “Dark MAGA” Universe Where Everyone Has Eyepatch, Goatee, or Scar

Following days of intense and intrepid investigative reporting — which in no way involved falling asleep in a dumpster outside Elon...

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Lincoln LaMastro

Oct 93 min read

“A Sad Day for a Professional Killer”: Boeing Assassin Reveals Secrets in Tell-All Interview

The world was shook last spring by the tragic and untimely deaths of two employees of the aerospace company Boeing, both of them cut down...

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