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Ethan Rosenblum

Nov 4, 20212 min read

Quiz: Are You A Penis Half-Erect Person, Or A Penis Half-Flaccid Person?

In this world, there are two kinds of people: those who see the penis as half-erect, and those who see it as half-flaccid. However, it’s...

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BU Times Tribune

Oct 21, 20210 min read

Slow News Week: Make Your Own, Asshole

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BU Times Tribune

Oct 10, 20211 min read

James Corden: This is War

In light of the existence of James Corden, the BUTT would like to formally declare war on him. This guy is a complete piece of shit and...

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Brinley McAdams

Sep 28, 20212 min read

My Stupid Mom Drives Up Here For Parents Weekend, Brings Me Cookies Like a Bitch

My stupid mom drove up here this past weekend, to "see her son" or some shit. Seriously, mom? I was hanging with the bros when I got a...

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BU Times Tribune

Sep 27, 20212 min read

My Most Recent Pipe Dream

Our campus’s most distinguished news outlet shares a name with something young guys like me are all too familiar with. After a dry week...

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