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The destruction of the first Death Star (aka the DS-1) at the Battle of Yavin by the Rebel Alliance in the year 0 BBY was one of the...

I’m not kidding. PLEASE stop making fun of me for having a milk fetish, because I do NOT have one. The rumor, which is FALSE, just so...

Greetings, my Brothers and Sisters at Binghamton University. I am writing to you about an issue faced by those of us of upstanding moral...

If you’re as chronically online as I am, you’ve probably seen a new celebrity get canceled each week. Whether it's because of...

BINGHAMTON, NY – Wow, the entertainment industry is so fresh right now! There’s the Avatar remake, the Halo adaptation, the new Star Wars...

As Sex Week came to a close last week, I found myself thinking: “No way. No way that’s actually a thing.” Thus, I set out on a research...

1. You can decrypt this extraterrestrial message: Is Baby Gronk the New Drip King, or is he just getting Rizzed Up by Livvy? Only an...

Inspired by the #HumansofBinghamton hashtag on Binghamton University’s main Instagram page, I, too, wanted to highlight students who are...

Hey BUTTHeads! This story happened a while ago, but it’s been bothering me so I wanted to get it off my chest and find out if I’m really...

With all the attention geared towards yesterday’s rank festivities, the coast is now clear for those who wish to “light it up” in a most...

Here at the BUTT, it’s our imperative to unpack issues affecting our students, no matter how controversial. Today, I humbly ask our...

March 20th marks the tenth anniversary of the International Day of Happiness, a holiday meant to emphasize the importance of happiness in...

During my tenure at the Binghamton Union Times and Tribune, I’ve been able to think creatively and collaborate with lots of talented...

Recently, Disney adults have been the recipients of unwarranted hate online from naysayers and trolls alike, and it’s kind of...

I will admit, readers, I get pretty upset around this time of year. Once Mariah Carey kicks off, and that fat red man begins popping up...

Koopas (aka Koopa Troopas) are turtle-like, anthropomorphic he/theys who exist in the Mario Universe. But that’s not important. What is...

Hi everyone. It's me, Elon Musk, champion of free speech and “memelords” alike. My recent acquisition of Twitter - a purchase I...

Who is taking off? Kirshnik Khari Ball, that's who. #DED XD uwu. Takeoff took off late November 1st 2022 in a bowling alley. Strike am I...

We get it. Living with roommates isn't easy. Sometimes, they do something that really gets on your nerves. However, there's a fine line...

It is a truism that criminals are more likely to commit crimes while under the belief that cops aren’t in the room. This phenomenon is...