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Firefighter Declines to Enter Burning Building: “It’s a bit toasty in there.”
Assistant Chief Noah Encina has been brought under fire for his refusal to enter a smoldering apartment complex after appearing on the...
Helmcue Clamwax
Sep 12, 20222 min read
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'I'm An Oil Man' Says SOM Student Through Mouthful of Siphoned Gas
This Sunday, an accounting major named Samuel Dickatino was arrested at the Kwik Fill on Floral Avenue after attempting to siphon and...
Max Lieber
Mar 29, 20223 min read
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Santa Descends to State Street During Santacon; Holds "Grand Melee" to Determine Worthy Successor
Santacon weekend took an especially wild turn this year after a massive fight-to-the-death on State Street commenced during the beloved...
Max Lieber
Dec 5, 20213 min read
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Student Doing Acid in a Coffin Really Getting in the Halloween Spirit
"It's a tradition as old as time: rumor is, Dracula himself would take a tab before bed once a month. And if Dracula could do it once a...
BU Times Tribune
Oct 29, 20213 min read
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Jack Skellington Begins Hatching Devious Plan to Ruin Santacon
This is Halloween, and Jack Skellington is already deciding on ways to ruin the holiday spirit for everyone. It seems that he has begun...
Max Lieber
Oct 27, 20212 min read
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BU Times Tribune
Oct 15, 20210 min read
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Guy Who Spends Way Too Much Time at Frats Can Only Pee While Listening to Billboard Top 100
One BU student who has partied at at least one frat every single day since the start of the semester made quite the shocking discovery...
Max Lieber
Sep 21, 20212 min read
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UPD Shuts Down Red Jug For Not Serving Alcohol to Minors
Late Friday night, the entire University Police Department seized all of the Red Jug’s alcohol and proceeded to get absolutely...
Brendan Boyce
Sep 14, 20212 min read
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Giant Projected Dick Pic Scars Countless LUMA Attendees
Massive schlong looms over LUMA Several LUMA attendees have attempted, and failed, to wipe their memories after a large penis was...
Max Lieber
Sep 13, 20212 min read
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