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Sue Donim

Sep 51 min read

Woman Horrified To Discover Scott Pilgrim Poster in Male Friend’s Room

“It was just terrible. I walked into his dorm and… that stupid poster was on the wall.” said a dismayed student, who anonymously spoke to...

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Gregory Hurford

Sep 42 min read

Bartle Library Tower Given Away in "Wonka-esque" Campaign

A great stir was caused on campus last week after President Harvey Stenger made a shocking announcement. In a video that has since been...

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Genevieve Rolnick

Sep 22 min read

Baxter Statue Turns Into A Real Boy, Students Claim He’s A Creep!

BINGHAMTON, NY – On August 29th, a shocking discovery was made outside of the Binghamton Bookstore. The Baxter the Bearcat statue that we...

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Yuri Mumm

Sep 12 min read

Can’t Have Shit in Binghamton: Construction Workers Play Funny Prank on Student Body

As the new school year unfolds, many returning students have been feeling as though something is missing. Not their motivation, as that...

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