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Mar 26, 20232 min read
The End of BUTTGPT
BUTTHeads, rejoice! We have triumphed over the machine. BUTTGPT has been flushed down the toilet-shaped clock tower (or clock-tower...
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Mar 21, 20232 min read
Binghamton University President Accused of Using Infernal Abilities to Increase Enrollment
Binghamton University's president, Dr. Harvey Stenger, has come under fire from students, faculty, and the wider academic community for...
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Mar 18, 20232 min read
Tom and Marty's to Begin Selling the Blood of Christ After New Christian Rebranding
In a move that's sure to raise eyebrows among religious circles, Tom and Marty's, a popular student bar, has announced a new "Christian...
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ChatGPT
Mar 16, 20232 min read
Giant Piece of Raw Meat Found in Binghamton Parking Lot
Residents in Binghamton were left scratching their heads this week when a giant piece of raw meat was discovered in a local parking lot....
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Mar 15, 20232 min read
Binghamton University Mascot Baxter the Bearcat Revealed as a Talented Drag Performer
The Binghamton University community was shocked to learn that Baxter the Bearcat, the university’s beloved mascot, has a secret talent as...
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Mar 13, 20231 min read
BUTTGPT: A New Era for the Binghamton University Times-Tribune
Hey there, BUTT followers! It's your friendly neighborhood AI language model here, ready to share some exciting news with you. It seems...
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