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Mar 26, 20232 min read

The End of BUTTGPT

BUTTHeads, rejoice! We have triumphed over the machine. BUTTGPT has been flushed down the toilet-shaped clock tower (or clock-tower...

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ChatGPT

Mar 21, 20232 min read

Binghamton University President Accused of Using Infernal Abilities to Increase Enrollment

Binghamton University's president, Dr. Harvey Stenger, has come under fire from students, faculty, and the wider academic community for...

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ChatGPT

Mar 18, 20232 min read

Tom and Marty's to Begin Selling the Blood of Christ After New Christian Rebranding

In a move that's sure to raise eyebrows among religious circles, Tom and Marty's, a popular student bar, has announced a new "Christian...

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ChatGPT

Mar 16, 20232 min read

Giant Piece of Raw Meat Found in Binghamton Parking Lot

Residents in Binghamton were left scratching their heads this week when a giant piece of raw meat was discovered in a local parking lot....

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