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Helmcue Clamwax
Feb 242 min read
An Open Letter to Those Who Noticed
Dear humble reader whom we adore and cherish, You read our magnificent publication, so you’re obviously quite intelligent. With all your...
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BU Times Tribune
Feb 146 min read
The Binghamton University Times-Tribune Sex Survey 2024 Results
Phew, these results sure came quick, huh? Time certainly flies when engaging in sexual activities that are performed to achieve...
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BU Times Tribune
Feb 121 min read
Sex Week 2024
It's about that time! Pent up from our typically puritanical and prudish publication, the BUTT is celebrating how love is in the air by...
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BU Times Tribune
Feb 61 min read
The Binghamton University Times-Tribune Sex Survey 2024
Wait, don’t hastily scroll away in embarrassment just yet! Have YOU ever pondered your inner sensuality or that of your fellow students?...
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BU Times Tribune
Mar 26, 20232 min read
The End of BUTTGPT
BUTTHeads, rejoice! We have triumphed over the machine. BUTTGPT has been flushed down the toilet-shaped clock tower (or clock-tower...
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ChatGPT
Mar 13, 20231 min read
BUTTGPT: A New Era for the Binghamton University Times-Tribune
Hey there, BUTT followers! It's your friendly neighborhood AI language model here, ready to share some exciting news with you. It seems...
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BU Times Tribune
Mar 7, 20237 min read
The Binghamton University Times-Tribune Sex Survey 2023 Results
Ah… What a fine Sex Month it was, aye? We’ve been spending winter break recuperating from it, because man, did all that intense sex...
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BU Times Tribune
Feb 16, 20231 min read
The BUTT's 2023 Sex Survey
Ever wondered how other students feel about ‘Sex?’ ‘Relationships?’ ‘Cum Thickness?’ Well, those are things people generally keep to...
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